Nameless says: Ok, loggin' wedding. Lady Cylithera ntells: *Comfort Kupop* Gollum is a little bitter on the subject right now. Deodanth deodanth stands by synn Hooded Figure adjusts the hood of his Grey Cloak. > l nameless The Nameless Wizard. A young man just past his teens, wearing blue and white striped pajamas. Draxale says: dad? Lord Kupop ntells: *scratch* *think* *stare* Nameless gestures, getting out of these pajamas. Gollum peers around. Cygnus ponders the situation. Nameless yawns. Khallen suddenly turns into a statue! Statue of Khallen begins to animate. Vaseretic arrives from the southwest. Khallen wears forest cloak. Khallen wears khallen skin boots. Khallen wears meld armour. Khallen wears symbol of Zimbwar. Khallen wraps both hands around shortsword quicksilver. Khallen wields shortsword quicksilver. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Sallah chuckles politely. Synn giggles. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Nameless frowns at Vaseretic. Synn hugs Vaseretic. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Cygnus grins. Vaseretic grins. Kupop arrives from the southwest. Caliel hiccups. Vaseretic's fireshield blazes madly. Vaseretic's fireshield dissapates. Nameless yawns. Vaseretic synngrins Synn beams. Caliel enters the game. Kupop yawns. Nameless fetches something from another dimension. Caliel wears pin. Synn licks Kupop. Kupop rubs his eyes. Cassie laughs at Vaseretic. Caliel says: Draza and Chay are gonna be tweaked Draxale says: who is your father deodanth? cal? Caliel says: but this is kinda impromtu as is Kupop says: ya coulda picked a better time Deodanth smiles at Synn. Kupop grins. Khallen grins. Nameless says: Ah, there we go. Caliel says: Lag get off my cute white arse! Synn laughs. Gollum says: you SAID THAT Caliel says: oh Caliel says: oops Kupop needs his sleep. Deodanth nods solemnly. Cygnus blinks. Gollum says: except the part about your arse Caliel says: didnt' see it Deodanth leaves southwest. Undead keen ranger leaves after its master Deodanth. Nameless says: Cute white arse. Two out of three ain't bad. Caliel giggles. Khallen grins at Nameless. Gollum grins. Caliel smirks at Nameless. Sallah wiggles his bottom. Synn says: oh by the way did i mention i was naked? Khallen says: 2 out of 3 aint brad Sallah spanks himself. Khallen snickers. Sallah spanks Synn. Gollum was going to say something...then stops. Synn giggles. Caliel says: yeah well hairy white arse didnt' seme fitting Gollum grins mischievously. Khallen was coded into ED history :) Sallah rolls his eyes. Khallen says: coastie's a goofball :) Synn has second thoughts. Lord Kupop ntells: Sparhawk down Khallen grins. Deodanth arrives from the southwest. Sallah bonks Khallen on the head. Caliel giggles at Khallen. Undead keen ranger arrives. Roulette arrives from the southwest. Khallen snickers. Synn acks. Vaseretic acks. Vaseretic leaves southwest. Synn hugs Roulette. Caliel says: YOU WHAT!?!?!?!??! Draxale wonders if we can get on with this quaint surface dweller ceremony Synn giggles. Roulette hugs Synn. Nameless says: All right, everyone shaddup. Synn says: kidding Deodanth smiles at Roulette. Kupop yawns. Khallen says: heh ... warrant out for his arrest *grin* Kupop says: so who's getting married Synn says: wait poor sparhawk is dead Kupop rubs his eyes. Nameless yawns. Roulette smiles at Deodanth. Deodanth smiles at Synn. Caliel snaps his fingers loudly. Caliel's apprentice squire promptly arrives at his master's call. Roulette laughs. Gollum says: yeah who wants to marry a man with a white hairy arse Khallen grins evilly. Roulette says: how did he die? Caliel says: Stay Synn says: will someone save sparhawk?? Khallen looks at Caliel's apprentice squire. Caliel says: Good squire. Synn grins. Cassie leaves southwest. Khallen leaves southwest. Sallah nods solemnly. Deodanth nods solemnly. Lord Vaseretic ntells: he died at sedgie *flaugh* Sallah bares his fangs: they will. Synn says: this should only take a sec Sallah grins. Nameless ATMs Caliel's squire. Khallen arrives from the southwest. Cygnus leaves southwest. Lady Synn ntells: hurry up before namey leaves! Khallen says: vas is getting it Draxale says: synn Khallen grins. > l squire A handsome young man who has pledged apprenticeship to the Blademaster Caliel. The young squire seems bored as his only duties appear to be carrying around Caliel's belongings. Squire is carrying: A Scroll. The Mirror of Memory. Golden Ring. Meld Armour. Sharpened Glowing Longsword. Sharpened Maul of the Titans. Forest Cloak. Gauntlets of Durg. silver bag. a glowing bag. silver bag. Crimson Amulet. Enchanted Dragonscale Armour. a sack. a sack. a sack. a sack. Khallen gropes Synn. Khallen leaves southwest. Synn says: yes? Gollum says: Namey LIVES here Deodanth tickles Roulette mercilessly. Draxale says: dagashi? Lord Vaseretic ntells: no corpse....just a pile o crap Synn grins. Khallen arrives from the southwest. Nameless screams: SHADDUP! Gollum says: HEY no groping of the bride Roulette laughs. Caliel says: shhhhh Lightning crackles at Nameless's fingertips. Khallen grins at Nameless. Synn says: grope me baby Khallen gropes Gollum. Khallen snickers. Gryffin arrives from the southwest. Deodanth chuckles politely. Nameless says: Oh, hell with it. Khallen howls with laughter. > time It is 01:07:20 am CDT on Friday, September 26, 1997. Synn says: no no Caliel says: shut UP! Khallen laughs at Nameless. Sallah bares his fangs: please, quite. Khallen hides behind caliel. Caliel looks drunk. Nameless says: We are gathered here today (some more willingly than others)... Khallen smirks. Caliel smirks. Synn giggles. Vaseretic arrives from the southwest. Khallen whispers something to Caliel's apprentice squire. Synn kicks Khallen. Khallen looks around. Roulette says: where's spar? Vaseretic taps Roulette on the shoulder. Lord Sparhawk ntells: that sucked royally. Nameless says: To witness the union of Lord Cali...*yawn* Lord Caliel to Lady Synn, before the gods of the Realm. Vaseretic says: he died Roulette says: yeah? Caliel says: ahem Coutn Caliel Caliel says: er Count Sparhawk arrives from the southwest. Khallen says rudely: shhhhhh! Roulette says: i know...to what....he was fighting YOU Caliel says: well I will be shortly Nameless says: If anyone has opposition to this union, stow it. I'm too tired right now. Draxale falls down laughing. Synn laughs. Caliel giggles. Gryffin cheers Nameless on. Khallen cheers Caliel on. Vaseretic gives sword to Sparhawk. Kupop grins. Vaseretic gives maul to Sparhawk. Vaseretic gives bag to Sparhawk. Khallen grins at Kupop. Kupop unwields shortsword quicksilver. Kupop carefully sheathes his shortsword quicksilver. Nameless says: So, do you have your own vows, or do I have to do all the thinking around here? Synn says: you do all the thinking Caliel says: my turn Roulette says: just like spar to divert all attention to himself Synn grins mischievously. Nameless nods to Caliel. Sparhawk pouts. Khallen yells: Nameless should do all the thinking!! Nameless pulls playerkiller from thin air. Gollum says: now we are in trouble Nameless wields playerkiller. Nameless looks at Khallen. Deodanth pokes Roulette in the ribs. Khallen looks around. Roulette Nameless cant even think of a name Khallen looks completely and utterly innocent. Roulette acks. Roulette blushes. Caliel says: Okay Synn..I love you...I think you're great..and I want you to have my children...lots of children..I want to procreate ALL the time..liek bunnies! all we'll do is have SEX! Sparhawk kicks Roulette. Nameless makes a mental note to squish Roulette after the log's closed. Synn gasps in astonishment! Caliel blushes. Kupop says: woah Sparhawk's expression turns odd as he says: DOH!!! Kupop grins. Nameless blinks at Caliel. Gollum cheers with great gusto. Synn says: umm..ditto Roulette laughs. Sparhawk says: woah... Khallen howls with laughter. Khallen falls down laughing. Vaseretic gapes. Deodanth blushes. Sallah smirks. Sparhawk says: well then. Deodanth blushes. Synn grins at Caliel. Nameless says: Right, then. Caliel says: so here...as a token of my love Draxale wonders if this is what humands refer to as romance Gryffin cheers Caliel on. Kupop grins. Gollum says: didn't NIN do a song about that? Caliel gives rose to Synn. Khallen proposes to Caliel too ... Synn beams at Caliel. Caliel shrugs helplessly. Sparhawk says: if that is what you want. Gryffin cheers Synn on. Draxale says: seems quite similar to drow patronship actually Draxale ponders the situation. Khallen licks Synn. Nameless says: Erm....Lady Synn...do you have anything...particularly useful to add? Nameless yawns. Gollum grins at Nameless. You stand in the midst of a large cemetery bathed in moonlight. Gravestones of all shapes and sizes lie scattered about the walled-in graveyard. A broken-down archway to the south glimmers with blue light. A small path leads east. There are two obvious exits: southwest and east. Lord Sparhawk the Blademaster Lord Vaseretic the Arch-Mage Baron Gryffin the Storm Master of Chaos Lord Khallen the Arch-Mage Caliel's Apprentice Squire Roulette the Diviner Undead Keen ranger Lord Deodanth the Necromancer Lord Caliel the Blademaster Lord Kupop the Great Druid Lord Draxale the Blademaster The Nameless Wizard Lady Synn the Storm Master of Chaos Lady Gollum the Necromancer Lord Sallah the Necromancer Synn says: ummm...i said ditto, thatll do Synn winks suggestively at Caliel. Gryffin claps. Caliel giggles. Vaseretic synngrins. Deodanth claps. Roulette giggles. Nameless says: Right, then. Roulette claps. Khallen tickles Synn mercilessly. Caliel raises an eyebrow at Vaseretic. Khallen bounces around. Nameless says: Anyone care to say a word or five hundred to the prospective couple? Kupop yawns. Gollum says: ok...Khallen get your hands off the bride!!! Khallen says: me !! Sallah bares his fangs: good luck Synn is still naked. Caliel gulps. Sparhawk's expression turns odd as he says: DOH!!! Khallen always has a word to sayt Kupop scratches his head. Roulette laughs. Khallen says: heh Khallen beams. Khallen says: i would just like to say Caliel sheathes Crynthain in its scabbard. Gryffin says: I think you should start with the sex now. Nameless scans the crowd, thoroughly ignoring Khallen. Sparhawk averts his eyes and hands Synn a hankie. Gollum cover's Synn's parts. Synn giggles. Khallen says: that i remember caliel when he was a young adventurer Roulette says: looks like synn is ready Draxale rolls his eyes. Nameless says: Oh, fooey. He started talking. Roulette looks completely and utterly innocent. Khallen says: i used to lead him by the hand Synn grins mischievously. Gollum laughs. Gollum howls with laughter. Khallen says: protecting him from danger Caliel clears his throat. Vaseretic smirks at Roulette. Sparhawk laughs. Nameless nods off. Kupop yawns. Khallen says: and i watched as my young protege/toadie Deodanth smiles at Synn. Caliel snores loudly. Khallen says: grew in power and knowledge Sparhawk throws back his head and cackles with glee! Caliel's squire hands Maul to his master. Sparhawk falls down laughing. The maul seems light in Caliel's hands. Caliel wields the maul of the titans. Synn finds a soft spot on Namey and nods off too. Caliel swings at Khallen with both hands clenched around his weapon! Caliel butchered Khallen to a bloody pulp. Caliel swings his maul of the titans about in a blur as he strikes Khallen! Caliel hit Khallen very hard. Khallen hit Caliel hard. Caliel swings his maul of the titans about in a blur as he strikes Khallen! Caliel hit Khallen very hard. Khallen says: and i would just like to say Khallen leaves southwest. Gollum laughs. Gollum howls with laughter. Sallah grins evilly. Gollum falls down laughing. Kupop says: hmmm... Nameless says: Right, then. Caliel unwields the maul of the titans. Caliel gives maul to Caliel's apprentice squire. Sparhawk cackles demonically! Synn falls down laughing. Roulette laughs. Gollum cheers Caliel on. Synn kisses Caliel. Nameless says: By the powers vested in me by...me... Gollum says: that kicked ass Deodanth laughs. Draxale agrees whole-heartedly with Gollum. Vaseretic grins mischievously. Kupop grins. Khallen arrives from the southwest. Gryffin claps. Synn grins at Khallen. Roulette suddenly turns into a statue! Khallen says: and i would just like to say Deodanth grins evilly. Khallen grins. Sallah grins. Nameless says: I now pronounce you married. Kiss her. I'm going to bed. Nameless vanishes. Khallen says: it should be me getting married Sallah falls down laughing. Synn kisses Caliel. Gollum continues to giggle. Caliel kisses Synn. Kupop yawns. Kupop waves. Caliel takes Synn in his arms and gives her a passionate kiss. Khallen grins. Kupop says: me too Kupop waves. Lord Shinken ntells: um, can i get someone to kill sedge? i have like 2 hp :( Statue of Roulette begins to animate. Kupop leaves southwest. Draxale says: so are they most likely, depending on how kinky it gets Sparhawk falls down laughing. Khallen pokes Caliel in the ribs. Khallen says: caliel Sparhawk pokes Roulette in the ribs. Khallen says: i was laggin Caliel says: oui? Sparhawk laughs. Roulette removes blackened mask. Khallen says: u almost killed me Synn says: yay..someone pose or something Caliel says: oh Khallen grins. Caliel grins. Khallen pokes Caliel in the ribs. Caliel's expression turns odd as he says: DOH!!!