You stand high atop a mountain plateau.  From this vantage point, you
have a commanding view of a river valley far to the east.  The remnants
of a castle lie across a gorge to the south.
   The only obvious exit is west.
Lord Arachan the Arch-Mage.
A large black dragon.
Jazrac the Controller of Chaos.
Lord Winter the Arch-Mage.
Jarklin the Bewildered Wanderer.
Knight Shadowkey the Master Vampire.
Lord Expeicius the Undead Necromancer.
Lord Mute the Undead Necromancer.
Valkyrie Clio the Druid Elder.
OED Javea Wizard in Training Wheels.
Argoth the Warrior.
Monarch Amathar, Magius Maximus.
Lady Kiera the Necromancer.
Arvanis's raven.
A willowisp.
Duke Arvanis is riding hard breaking bone.

Arachan smiles happily.
Arachan is sorry.
// There. //
Arvanis licks Arachan.
Kiera says: hasn't started yet
Arachan says: oh. goodie
Kiera grins.
Arachan smiles happily.
Clio smiles happily.
// Capture file on. //
Kiera says: uh oh ;)
Shadowkey says: kilroy was here
Clio grins.
Arvanis ducks out of the way.
Arvanis's raven cocks its head sideways and stares at you.
Kiera smiles BIG for the cameras.
Expeicius grins.
Shadowkey can't resist grafitti :)
Arvanis mooins the camera.
Javea rolls its eyes.
Clio beams.
Kiera whistles appreciatively at Arvanis.
Arvanis says: err. Moons.
Expeicius smiles happily.
Amathar says: me too... dammit ill be afk for the whole thing :(
Expeicius hugs Clio.
// This is a wedding.  Please act as such. //
Expeicius comforts Amathar.
Clio hugs Expeicius.
Kiera sighs deeply.
Expeicius smiles happily.
Mute coughs noisily.
Wenster arrives.
Kiera says: If you INSIST, NL.
Arvanis gives Willowisp the bird.
Winter coughs noisily.
Arvanis grins.
The bird pecks at Arvanis.
Winter taps his foot impatiently.
Arvanis says: d;oh
Kiera grins.
Kiera giggles.
Jarklin says: who'da thunked it, nameless telling people to behave...
Javea says: nameless how dose that zap spell go
Expeicius boggles at the concept.
Arachan looks drunk.
Javea grins.
Arvanis grins evilly.
Clio smiles happily.
Expeicius smiles happily.
Kiera straightens up and behaves.  Or tries to, anyway.
Arvanis grins.
Arvanis takes Kiera's hand in his.
Javea says: ok who is runnng the wedding.
Wenster whispers something to Winter.
Clio holds Expeicius' hand.
Kiera smiles at Arvanis.
Arvanis winks suggestively at Kiera.
Expeicius holds Clio's hand.
Clio points at Javea.
Mute sits down with a hurumpf.
Winter smiles at Wenster.
Winter sits next to Mute.
Mute grins.
Javea a cloud settles down from above
Arvanis boggles at the concept.
Arvanis scratches his head.
Kiera grins.
Clio grins.
Arvanis shudders.
Javea says: from the words of zimbwar.
Winter shivers.
Shadowkey twiddles his thumbs.
Willowisp gives expeicius's band to Clio.
Arvanis's raven picks a stray piece of giant flesh from his talon.
Willowisp gives clio's band to Expeicius.
Expeicius smiles happily.
Javea says: do you arvanis swear to live in life and blood for kiera.
Kiera says: Uhhh
Arvanis's raven caws loudly.
Arvanis grins evilly.
Clio boggles at the concept.
Arachan giggles.
Expeicius peers around.
// Wrong wedding, Javea. //
Arvanis says: well, yes...but
Mute pokes Javea in the ribs.
Clio laughs.
Kiera grins.
Amathar suddenly turns into a statue!
Arvanis chuckles politely.
Javea says: whos getting he ball and chain here
Arachan throws back his head and cackles with glee!
Winter laughs.
Mute says: exp and clio
// Expeicius and Clio. //
Jazrac grins.
Kiera grins.
Wenster smiles happily.
Javea says: thought it was a double wedding
Arvanis throws back his head and cackles with glee!
Arvanis kisses Kiera.
Kiera hugs Arvanis.
Expeicius smiles happily.
Javea says: we will do arv later
Kiera giggles.
Expeicius nods solemnly.
Arvanis falls down laughing.
Arachan makes some arcane gesture.
Kiera says: Well..not you I hope Jav ;)
Clio grins.
Clio giggles.
Expeicius says: Arv is best man and Kiera is maid of honor though....
Expeicius smiles happily.
Arvanis whispers something to Kiera.
Kiera grins.
Arvanis chuckles politely.
Arvanis winks suggestively at Kiera.
A glowing portal opens briefly and admits Leroy.
Kiera nods to Arvanis.
Leroy screams: Can't you let a guy do his job?!
Leroy runs away.
Arvanis missed Leroy.
Arvanis growls.
Javea says: clio from the words written in the book of dreams and love
  do you take this man expeicius
Clio says: I do
Clio smiles into Expeicius' eyes.
Arvanis's raven cocks its head sideways and stares at you.
Expeicius smiles at Clio.
Arvanis smiles happily.
Arvanis stares dreamily at Kiera.
Kiera smiles at Arvanis.
Expeicius stares dreamily at Clio.
Winter bursts into tears.
Arvanis licks Winter.
Arvanis's raven caws loudly.
Javea says: written in the book of blood and might do you expeicius do
  you take clio to be your woman and to grow in age and death with her.
Arachan nods to Kiera.
Arvanis whispers something to Kiera.
Kiera grins.
Expeicius says: With all my heart, soul, and blood, I do!
Shadowkey smirks.
Javea says: arvanis do you have the wedding band of love
Jazrac grins.
Arvanis blushes.
Arvanis fumbles about.
Arvanis says: uhhhh
Something mutters: I already gave 'em to Exp and Clio.  Woops.
Clio grins.
Expeicius ponders the situation.
Arvanis wheews.
Expeicius leaves west.
Jazrac smiles happily.
Kiera smiles happily.
Clio boggles at the concept.
Arvanis peers around.
Shadowkey says: stood up
Javea says: it seen the god of joy has given you both the bands that
  seal you love and bondage
Clio is left at the altar.
Winter says: oh no the groom ran away...
Kiera says: yo expy get back here
Clio pokes Arvanis in the ribs.
Shadowkey says: wheres leroy when you need him...
Arvanis will be right back.
Clio says: you were supposed to keep the groom from running away..
Expeicius arrives.
Arvanis leaves to make some corpses west.
Raven flies after its master.
Expeicius peers around.
Javea says: is there anyone one here who dose not feel thee two people should ma
rry ,now speck out
Willowisp suddenly looks a lot like Nameless.
Nameless fetches something from another dimension.
Expeicius says: I must have hit the wrong key
Nameless waves the Wizard Shackles in the air.
Arvanis enters, dragging a corpse.
Raven flies in.
Arvanis's raven cocks its head sideways and stares at you.
Expeicius says: honest!
Arvanis tackles Expeicius to the ground.
Arvanis says: got him
Kiera grins at Expeicius.
Jazrac laughs.
Expeicius says: I swear!
Clio grins.
Expeicius sighs deeply.
Shadowkey smirks.
Arachan makes some arcane gesture.
Expeicius sighs deeply.
Javea says: anyone feel these two should not marry?
Expeicius sulks in the corner.
Jazrac says: heard that one before :)
Arachan coughs noisily.
Arvanis grins evilly at Arachan.
Clio pulls Expeicius back infront of the cleric.
Expeicius smiles at Clio.
Arachan wonders what time we're running on here.
Arvanis handcuffs Expeicius to the Altar with Furry Manacles.
Shadowkey slips clio a sawed off shotgun
Javea says: by the powersa of evil and good i see thse two to be wed
Kiera grins.
Arachan throws back his head and cackles with glee!
Clio wears ring.
Expeicius gives ring to Clio.
Expeicius says: no..
Kiera grins.
Clio removes ring.
Clio gives ring 2 to Expeicius.
Expeicius says: we give the rings to each other..
Expeicius grins.
Jazrac grins.
Arachan snickers.
Arvanis winks suggestively.
Clio blushes.
Mute smiles happily.
Javea says: seal your love with a kiss my friends.
Winter smiles happily.
Expeicius wears ring.
Clio wears ring.
Nameless mutters: And make it a GOOD kiss.
Expeicius gives Clio a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Clio gives Expeicius a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Arvanis grins.
Kiera cheers with great gusto.
Kiera cheers with great gusto.
Arachan says: juicy.
Jarklin cheers with great gusto.
Arvanis cheers with great gusto.
Nameless gestures toward the sky.
The colors of the sky bleed away to crimson red.
Clio gives Expeicius a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Mute gestures toward the sky.
A shapeless void rises through the sky and darkens the sun.
Jazrac gestures toward the sky.
A resonant blast of thunder and lightning shakes the earth.
Jazrac gestures toward the sky.
Randomly colored beams of light criss cross the sky.
Wenster cheers with great gusto.
Mute gestures toward the sky.
A fiery phoenix streaks from one horizon to the other.
Kiera tosses rice in the air.
Shadowkey gestures toward the sky.
A resonant blast of thunder and lightning shakes the earth.
Jarklin gives a round of applause.
Winter cheers with great gusto.
Mute gestures toward the sky.
The sky rips open momentarily exposing blackness beyond.
Arvanis raises his fist in honor of Expeicius.
Jazrac gestures toward the sky.
A resonant blast of thunder and lightning shakes the earth.
Expeicius gives Clio a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Arvanis raises his fist in honor of Clio.
Wenster claps.
Arachan gestures toward the sky.
A pair of colliding fireballs shower sparks down from the sky.
Mute gestures toward the sky.
A shapeless void rises through the sky and darkens the sun.
Expeicius gives Clio a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Arvanis gestures toward the sky.
The sky rips open momentarily exposing blackness beyond.
Mute gestures toward the sky.
Dozens of tiny flares illuminate the atmosphere.
Expeicius gives Clio a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Mute gestures toward the sky.
Deafening thunder rumbles high above.
Jazrac gestures toward the sky.
A fiery phoenix streaks from one horizon to the other.
Wenster claps.
Clio gives Expeicius a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Winter gestures toward the sky.
A pair of colliding fireballs shower sparks down from the sky.
Javea says: by power of the great goddess i see thee wed
Arachan gestures toward the sky.
A tall, thin column of purple smoke rises towards the heavens.
Winter gestures toward the sky.
Randomly colored beams of light criss cross the sky.
Winter gestures toward the sky.
A shapeless void rises through the sky and darkens the sun.
Arvanis gestures toward the sky.
The sky rips open momentarily exposing blackness beyond.
Javea gestures toward the sky.
A fiery phoenix streaks from one horizon to the other.
Expeicius gives Clio a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Javea gestures toward the sky.
A fiery phoenix streaks from one horizon to the other.
Shadowkey gestures toward the sky.
A faint puff of smoke blows through the sky.
Jazrac gestures toward the sky.
A faint puff of smoke blows through the sky.
Winter gestures toward the sky.
Streams of electrical energy pulse through the sky.
Winter gestures toward the sky.
The sky rips open momentarily exposing blackness beyond.
Javea gestures toward the sky.
Randomly colored beams of light criss cross the sky.
Arachan gestures toward the sky.
The colors of the sky bleed away to crimson red.
Winter gestures toward the sky.
Randomly colored beams of light criss cross the sky.
Shadowkey gestures toward the sky.
Several balls of fire streak across the sky in formation.
Arvanis gestures toward the sky.
Randomly colored beams of light criss cross the sky.
Arachan gestures toward the sky.
Randomly colored beams of light criss cross the sky.
Clio gives Expeicius a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Expeicius gives Clio a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Winter makes some arcane gesture.
Arachan bounces around.
Kiera shouts: Hail Expeicius and Clio, the Newlyweds!
Winter gestures toward the sky.
The sky rips open momentarily exposing blackness beyond.
A glowing portal opens briefly and admits Leroy.
Wenster starts handing out the fist-sized rice...
Leroy looks around and sighs.
Leroy screams: Can't you let a guy do his job?!
Leroy runs away.
Arvanis missed Leroy.
Arachan gets the ball and chain out.